Originally formed in response to the Anti-Tingler propaganda film, “The Tingler”, starring Vincent Price, in 1959, the Symbiotic Society seeks to promote the positive side of Human and Tingler relationships. Similar to how Steven Spielberg’s, “Jaws” still has people afraid to go in the water, William Castle’s, “The Tingler” still has people believing that at any moment a Tingler can attach itself to a human spine and instantly begin feeding off that person’s fear. The Symbiotic Society defiantly refutes this notion, and instead supports the research of renowned Tingler Physicist Dr. Val Luten, who in 1984 proved that Human and Tingler symbiotic relationships can provide long-lasting health benefits to both parties involved. Luten’s science has shown that only one drop of human blood is all a Tingler needs to be fully nourished, while one Tingler bite to a human host can provide immediate pain relief, and an enhanced mood, so much so, that pharmaceutical drugs like antidepressants are no longer needed. Yes, you read that correctly, Tinglers are PROVEN to treat depression! Despite this information though, since the mid 50’s when symbiotic relationships between Humans and Tinglers were at their peak, drug company’s and the Washington elite were still reeling from all the money they lost when scientists cured Polio in 1953, so to recoup their losses, they waged an all out smear campaign against Tinglers and began condemning Humans for engaging in symbiotic relationships. To this day they continue to spread the lie that Tinglers are nothing more than blood-sucking Parasites, far worse than illegal drugs, who are hell bent on controlling the Human race, and they must be outlawed at all costs! Over recent years, however, as new medical information has been made available, and people have begun to see through all the bullshit, symbiotic relationships between Humans and Tinglers are once again on the rise! If you would like to be a Tingler host, and put a middle finger in the air to the power-hungry politicians and all major drug company’s, please join Team Tingler and become a member of the Symbiotic Society today! There’s no charge and you’ll receive a free gift! Just fill out the form below, and take the next step to a happier, healthier you. If you aren’t welcome elsewhere, you’re always welcome here…Tinglers, we’ll stick with ya!